Sunday, February 22, 2015

“Oh man! He’s not dead!”



That guy has to be dead,” Jake said.

Machine Ranger groaned.

“Oh man! He’s not dead!”

Jake ran toward him.

The orange glow had begun to diminish. 

Machine Ranger was wiggling his fingers and trying to pick his head up off the pavement.

“No!” the Ranger said. “Stop right there, kid!”

Jake stopped running, almost to him. “What? Why? I just …”

“I know. The problem is, I don’t know what to expect from this orange stuff I’m stuck in. The Rustler’s been known to booby trap his weapons; the dirty rat hates it when someone tries to help out a guy he’s taken down.”

“Oh … really? That’s pretty …”

“Cold? Yeah … stone cold. But that’s The Rustler … he’s vicious as a rattlesnake. And that horse of his is no better.”

“His horse?”

“Yeah—you saw him, kid. The two-wheeled kind. Those two are two peas in a pod … a low-life, dirtbag pod.”

“Um … are you injured, mister? You sound okay, but I saw them run you over …”

Machine Ranger coughed. “I don’t know kid … it seems like my battle-chassis is pretty much intact …”

“Battle-chassis? What’s a

“Battle-chassis. It’s what I call my suit, kid. You know, like a battle-chassis?”

“Uh … okay. It’s a battle-chassis.”

“Now you’re catching on, kid. Hey—maybe you can do me a favor.”

“A favor? Sure. What do you need?”


Machine Ranger smiled. “Kid, it’s always a bad idea to agree to a favor before you find out what it’s going to be.”

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Friday, February 13, 2015

I didn't chop down the cherry tree ...

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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

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Saturday, February 7, 2015

That’s a police order!


Jake crept carefully through the shadows. The cop had told him to take cover, and the shadows seemed to be about the best cover he was going to find.

He could feel it in his gut, he was closing in on whatever he’d been searching for.

“I wonder what happened to that cop? Hey, there he is—man, that bike sounds hairy.

From his vantage point, he saw the stretched two-wheeler rolling up to the lawman. “Hey, there’s no one riding that thing!”

Officer Ritchie noticed too, once the bike had gotten too close.

“Oh … oh my!”

He started to run.

As soon as he moved, the cycle’s engine revved up, and the bike took off wheelie-ing after him, in hot pursuit.

“AHHH!” Ritchie hollered as he ran. “AHHH! Stop right there! AHHH! That’s a police order!”

He dropped his radio in all the commotion; it shattered seconds later, as the motorcycle ran it over.

“Oh no! That’s the third radio this week! The sergeant's going to kill me!”

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