Friday, July 10, 2015

"A Special Assignment"


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Officer Ritchie, I’ve called you in because we have a special assignment for you.”

“Wonderful, sir. What would there be now, a sewer needing investigation? Or rats that need fingerprinting?”

“Oh, Ritchie,” Detective Cilley said. He leaned back in his chair, and put his feet up on the desk. “That sense of humor of yours … it’s great … I may not like it so much, but it’s great. Really, never change. But if you could—that would be great.”

Ritchie made a face. “I’ll see what I can can do. Okay—not much.”

“Thanks for making an attempt.”

“Don’t mention it … sir.

“That,” Cilley said, “was a joke.”

“Of course it was … sir.”

“Seriously Ritchie, the job is … the mayor. We need you to guard Mayor Gabor.”

“Guard the mayor? Why me?”

“We need your capabilities … your experience.”

“Oh, you need someone who’s expendable.”

“Ritchie—give me a break. Nobody on this force is expendable …”

“Of course. I’m sorry.”


“Don’t be sorry … I have to say that. Actually, I’ve already asked for volunteers … and I didn’t get any.”

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