Saturday, December 6, 2014

You've lost that Christmassy feeling ...


Whoa-o-o Christmassy feeling ...

You've lost that Christmassy feeling,

and it's gone, gone, gone, whoa-o-o-o.



But you'll get it back, once you know you've come up with the perfect gift.

Which would be ...



Jake and his friends are just your typical teenagers, doing what typical teenagers do ... until they cross paths with superheroes ... and supervillains.  

Caught in the crossfire, as the forces of good and evil battle for control of the city, the stakes have never been higher, and the youths find themselves in one unbelievable situation after another.

Perfect for kids of all ages, and heroes of all stages ...


Available at AmazoniBooksSmashwords.com,
Books-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.


Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Cemetery Play - Part 2

By Harlowe Pilgrim




Part 2 ...

“Where are those children?”

Night was beginning to fall, early on what had already been a dim and dour, overcast day.

“CHILDREN!”

Her call from the threshold went unanswered.

“How they let me worry,” she said to herself. “Those children … will be the death of me.”

She threw on a shawl, and picked up a lantern. The wind growing blustery as she shut the door behind her, Mother struck out hot on the trail of the departed.


“CHILDREN!” she called after them “CHIL-DREN!!!”

Making her way down that lonely road, there no replies to her repeated hailings, urgent as they were becoming.

Darkness was descending, and the mother was fearful.

“CHILDREN!”

It was becoming a cry.

Soon, she came to the cemetery, by which her children had certainly passed, but inside whose somber walls they certainly were not.

She called out to them anyway.

“CHILDREN!”

“Mother …”

A response?

“Mother …”

The voice was muted, but she heard it plain enough.

“Mother …”

She could not tell whom of them it was, for the faintness.

No matter, for surely they were all together.

“CHILDREN?”

She stormed into the cemetery through its open iron gate.

“CHILDREN?”

“Mother!”

The voice was voices, not just one.

“Mother!” they called to her.

She ran into the rows of stones. “CHILDREN!”

“Mother!” This was her youngest calling … her baby. But … they were all her baby. “I can’t find them! Help me! MOTHER!”

“CHILDREN!”

She’d become frantic.

“CHILDREN!”

“Mother!”

She stopped short.

The voices … the voices of her children sounded like they were … could they be? They sounded like they were coming from …”

“Mother!”

Could their voices be coming from …

“Mother, please!”

Underground?

“CHILDREN!”

“Mother!”

Underground! They certainly were coming from under the ground!

She held up her lantern. It’s light was becoming a necessity, as persisted the darkness of night.

“Damn you,” she cursed the encroaching darkness she felt stalking her. “Damn you all to―”

“Mother!”

Her lantern caught the wooden handle of a shovel, standing in the ground amid the monuments.

She ran to it, and found it stuck next to a fresh excavation, a half-dug grave.

“Mother!”

Or was it a half-buried grave? The voices she was hearing were at … her feet.

Without another thought, she began to dig.

“Mother!”

“I’m … I’m coming to you. Mother’s coming!”

The earth flew as she dug.

“Mother!”

She stopped shoveling. “What’s that? Children?”

“Mother!”

Their voices were subterranean as ever, but now seemed to come from … elsewhere.

She climbed up out of the hole she’d been digging. “My children … my loves … call to mother now, so I can―”

“Mother!”

“I hear you! I’m coming! Call to me again!”

“Mother!”

She ran to another spot, and began to dig a fresh hole afront a large family marker, in soil that had lain sleeping a great many years. 

“Mother’s coming, children! Babies! Mother’s coming!”


“Do … you see what I see?”

“Yes, I think I do.”

“That’s …”

“Um-hum. That’s her.”

“I didn’t believe she was … I’m telling you, I never would have believed it.”

“I know what you mean … there was a time … I never would have either. But … you dig graves long enough … and you’ll believe all manner of things you didn’t think you believed in. There’s a lot of sad old souls out here.”

“But how do you …”

“Hey, it’s paying work, ain’t it?”

“Yes, well―”

“So let’s get to it, man. We owe some people a hole in the ground.”

“Okay, okay … but how do we … ?”


“How do we get back to our diggin’? Well first things first. The new guy … has to go and ask the ghost for his shovel back.”


The End

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Cemetery Play

By Harlowe Pilgrim


“Have you finished your lessons?”

“Yes Mother.”

“Have you finished your chores?”

“Yes Mother.”

“Then of course you may run along and play. Just be sure to steer well clear of the cemetery … that’s no place for children.”

“Unless they’re dead,” the youngest said.

One of her siblings nudged her.

Mother looked stern, but then softened. “Very well then, off with you now.”

The children lost not a moment, scrambling out the door.

“And remember,” she called from the threshold, “not in the cemetery. You’re not to play in the cemetery!”

They passed quickly out of ear shot and into the countryside.

Mother returned to her work, which was somehow never done.


“Come on.”

“But Mother said we’re not to play in the cemetery,” protested the youngest.

“Come on,” she was urged by her siblings, as they entered the 
cemetery through its open iron gate.

“What about Mother?”

“Mother will never know,” one of her sisters said. “Here … you cover your eyes, and count to … ten … no, thirty.”

“We’re going to hide,” one of her brothers said, “and after you get done counting―”

“I can’t count to thirty,” the youngest said.

“Can you count to ten?” another brother said.

“Yes, on my fingers.”

“Just count to ten, three times.”

“Is that the same?”

“Yes,” a sister said, “it’s the same thing.”

“Alright then … I guess.”

“Cover your eyes …”

“Now start counting,” another of her sisters said. “And no peeking.”


“Okay. One … two ...” Realizing she couldn’t count on her fingers and cover her eyes at the same time, she turned and faced the stone wall, and held her hands out where she could see them. “Three … four …”

Dusk was setting in early, on what had already been a dim and dour, overcast day.

The sky was becoming dark as the stones in the wall.

“Huh …” she gasped and jumped. “Oh … OH MY!”

A snake slithered out of a crevice at the bottom of the wall.

Her heart pounded in her chest, and she’d have screamed, had she been able.

The serpent continued on, small and harmless amongst the mossy stones, and was gone just as quickly as it had appeared.

“Oh my …”

She turned away from the wall, and its wicked creeps. “I’m scared!” she hollered into the field of sleeping dead. “I saw a snake! It was big and slimy! And I don’t want to play here!”

She knew she’d been told, time and time again, that snakes are not slimy. It was merely the shininess of their scales that looked slimy. Fiddlesticks! This one was slimy! And no one was telling her otherwise!

The cemetery full of hidden playmates yielded not a sound.

“DID YOU HEAR ME? WHERE ARE YOU? I SAW A SNAKE!”

Still, the response was nil.

She sighed, and looked at her fingers. “It must have been ten of you, three times, by now.” Her eyes searched the expanse of dreary grave markers. “AS SOON AS I FIND YOU … WE’RE GOING HOME! I’M NOT STAYING HERE WITH ALL THESE …”

A crow landed atop the stone wall behind her—some distance away, but it still startling to a little girl, and she jumped.

“… dead people,” she continued, meekly.

She wished not to feel the chill running up her spine, and for the goosebumps to subside, as she made her wary way into the field of monumental rock.

Somebody giggled … she heard it, for sure. Up ahead, and to the …

Somebody else giggled … it was behind her this time.

She turned and started back that way.

There was a scruffing … a noise like a body, on the ground and writhing.

“Ah-ha,” she said, speaking it under her breath as she crept, stalking the noise that she’d heard. “I found you.”

Somebody giggled again, and she felt sure from behind which of the stones it had come.

She tiptoed up to it, and sprang to face whatever hid behind.

“Found you!”

Nobody was there.

Her eyes darted from grave to grave.

Why did they have to play someplace so scary?

Mother was right. Children had no place in a cemetery.

Unless they were dead.


She turned around …

“HA!” her cruel brother jumped at her.

And she just about shot out of her skin.

“AHHH! That was mean!”

He chuckled as he ran away, deeper into the hallowed yard. “You didn’t find me—I found you! So I get to hide again!”

“That’s not fair! I don’t want to play!”

The wet warmth of tears began streaming down her cheeks.

“I told you I’m scared!” She started to bawl. “I hate this game.”

She started walking. “I can’t find you! At least give me some hints!”

There was a whoop up ahead.

Somebody let out a whistle.

Now she would find them!



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Copyright 2014 Cock and Bull Publishing, LLC


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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Some Martians ...

"While some Martians lose their heads, others choose to keep theirs buried in the sand."



What's the matter, Ralphie?


You shoot your eye out?




Oh, there's no Superhero Story under the tree?

Awww ...

Better look again, Ralph.

Is that a copy of Superhero Story I see?




We must have missed it before.

So are you happy now?


Merry Christmas, Ralphie.

And to all you other Ralphies out there, too!


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Jake and his friends are just your typical teenagers, doing what typical teenagers do ... until they cross paths with superheroes ... and supervillains.  

Caught in the crossfire, as the forces of good and evil battle for control of the city, the stakes have never been higher, and the youths find themselves in one unbelievable situation after another.

Perfect for kids of all ages, and heroes of all stages ...


Available at AmazoniBooksSmashwords.com,
Books-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.


Saturday, November 15, 2014

And the dreidel will rock ...


For that matter, ALL of Hanukkah will rock ...

if you give them the gift of Superhero Story this year.

It's 100% Kosher ... but I wouldn't eat it.

Unless you dared me.


Jake and his friends are just your typical teenagers, doing what typical teenagers do ... until they cross paths with superheroes ... and supervillains.  

Caught in the crossfire, as the forces of good and evil battle for control of the city, the stakes have never been higher, and the youths find themselves in one unbelievable situation after another.

Perfect for kids of all ages, and heroes of all stages ...


Available at AmazoniBooksSmashwords.com,
Books-A-Million, and most other online booksellers.


Saturday, November 8, 2014

Arena Mode - Assault or Attrition


How did it feel to kill a superhero?” Her words were muffled by a mouthful of spaghetti.

I couldn’t help but smile. Coming from a six-year-old girl the question sounded perfectly innocent – almost sweet. I knew my sister would have never allowed her children to watch the Arena Mode tournament, but she couldn’t isolate them from the rest of the world. Eventually, some way or another, they were going to discover the truth about their uncle Matt. And once they did, they’d undoubtedly have some questions.

Three months had passed since the summer of 2041, and I was still the most talked-about man on the planet. Simulcasts speculated about every aspect of my life: my physical condition, my whereabouts, and the psychological toll the tournament had taken on me. And whenever the name Matthew Moxon appeared in the media – almost without exception – my unfortunate moniker accompanied it:The God Slayer.

Continue reading at


The Arena Mode Saga is drawing to a conclusion with ‘Final Empire’, the third and final book of the bestselling sci-fi/superhero series by Canadian author Blake Northcott.
The 300+ page novel will be available on Kickstarter beginning October 18th, and will include illustrations throughout by a number of notable artists:
  • Natasha Allegri (Adventure Time, Fionna and Cake)
  • John Broglia (God Complex, Unmasked)
  • Joe Corroney (Star Wars, Star Trek)
  • Derek Laufman (Batman Black & White, Marvel vs. Capcom)
  • Mark McKenna (Star Wars: Old Republic, Justice League)
  • Steve McNiven (Death of Wolverine, Guardians of the Galaxy)
  • David Nakayama (Deadpool cover artist)
  • Roc Upchurch (Rat Queens)











As well as illustrations from Thor Mangila of Iron Age Comics, and YouTube personality Comic Book Girl 19.

Captain Olympia ... the dynamo in white and gold ...


The large screen on the conference room wall came to life, with an image of Captain Olympia and the Machine Ranger, standing together striking a heroic pose.

“I bet you’re acquainted with these two,” MacPherson said.

“We’ve seen them in action, a few times,” Jake said.

MacPherson smiled. “I thought so.”

“You see the guy in the white costume?” Rhoads said.

“Yeah,” Halley said.

“That’s Captain Olympia. He excels at all physical, sporting-type endeavors … and all that excellence comes into play, as he battles the bad guys, and helps the good guys.”

“Huh,” Jake said. “An Olympian, just like you.”

“That’s funny,” MacPherson said, with a glance toward Rhoads. “I really never thought of that.”

“That must be what the gold on his outfit is for,” Ben said, “like Olympic medals.”

“Makes sense to me,” Rhoads said.

“Hey, Mister MacPherson—how many medals did you win, anyhow?”

“Me? Olympic medals? Just a few … oh, thirty-something, I guess.” He smiled proudly. “Mostly gold.”

“Wow! That’s way more than anyone ever, isn’t it?”

“Yeah. I guess I had a few pretty good years.”

Jake laughed. “A few good years …”

Rhoads smirked and shook his head.

“What events did you win?” Ben said. “All of them?”

“Ben,” Halley said, “if he’d won everything, they would have kicked him out.”

“Exactly,” MacPherson said. “I had to be careful of that.”

“They would’ve caught him in a cheating scandalwhether he was cheating, or not.”

“That’s right. I had to be careful of that, too.”

“So,” Ben said, “which events did you win?”

“Aw, well … only the ones I entered; a little of this, and a little of that. I dabbled in archery, Greco-Roman wrestling, swimming, skiing, table tennis …”

“Table tennis? You mean ping pong? That’s an Olympic sport?”

“Of course it is,” Halley said. “Every Summer Olympics since 1988.”

The others chuckled.

“See?” Ben said. “She knows everything.”

“I study everything,” Halley said.

“That’s the way,” MacPherson said. “And … where was I? Oh, yeah … cycling … speed skating … boxing, Taekwondo, fencing … and then there was … beach volleyball.”

“Beach volleyball!” Ben laughed. “That must have been a riot! No way can I imagine you in a bikini!”

“Hey,” MacPherson said, “you trying to hurt my feelings, kid?”

They all laughed.

“Well I can tell you,” Rhoads said, “that my feelings aren’t hurt—but thanks to that mental image—I still feel bad.”

“Now that hurts my feelings,” MacPherson said. “And you realize—Benji—it’s only the women’s volleyballers who wear the bikinis, right?”

“Oh, really?” Ben said.

“Geez,” Jake said, “No bikini. You must have really had to watch out for sunburns, huh?”

“Yes, you always have to watch the sun exposure; but just so we’re clear, I did wear somethingjust not a bikini, alright?”

Jaked grinned at his friends. “Alright Mister MacPherson … whatever you say.”

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It's 100% fun, and appropriate for all ages!

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