Saturday, November 8, 2014

Captain Olympia ... the dynamo in white and gold ...


The large screen on the conference room wall came to life, with an image of Captain Olympia and the Machine Ranger, standing together striking a heroic pose.

“I bet you’re acquainted with these two,” MacPherson said.

“We’ve seen them in action, a few times,” Jake said.

MacPherson smiled. “I thought so.”

“You see the guy in the white costume?” Rhoads said.

“Yeah,” Halley said.

“That’s Captain Olympia. He excels at all physical, sporting-type endeavors … and all that excellence comes into play, as he battles the bad guys, and helps the good guys.”

“Huh,” Jake said. “An Olympian, just like you.”

“That’s funny,” MacPherson said, with a glance toward Rhoads. “I really never thought of that.”

“That must be what the gold on his outfit is for,” Ben said, “like Olympic medals.”

“Makes sense to me,” Rhoads said.

“Hey, Mister MacPherson—how many medals did you win, anyhow?”

“Me? Olympic medals? Just a few … oh, thirty-something, I guess.” He smiled proudly. “Mostly gold.”

“Wow! That’s way more than anyone ever, isn’t it?”

“Yeah. I guess I had a few pretty good years.”

Jake laughed. “A few good years …”

Rhoads smirked and shook his head.

“What events did you win?” Ben said. “All of them?”

“Ben,” Halley said, “if he’d won everything, they would have kicked him out.”

“Exactly,” MacPherson said. “I had to be careful of that.”

“They would’ve caught him in a cheating scandalwhether he was cheating, or not.”

“That’s right. I had to be careful of that, too.”

“So,” Ben said, “which events did you win?”

“Aw, well … only the ones I entered; a little of this, and a little of that. I dabbled in archery, Greco-Roman wrestling, swimming, skiing, table tennis …”

“Table tennis? You mean ping pong? That’s an Olympic sport?”

“Of course it is,” Halley said. “Every Summer Olympics since 1988.”

The others chuckled.

“See?” Ben said. “She knows everything.”

“I study everything,” Halley said.

“That’s the way,” MacPherson said. “And … where was I? Oh, yeah … cycling … speed skating … boxing, Taekwondo, fencing … and then there was … beach volleyball.”

“Beach volleyball!” Ben laughed. “That must have been a riot! No way can I imagine you in a bikini!”

“Hey,” MacPherson said, “you trying to hurt my feelings, kid?”

They all laughed.

“Well I can tell you,” Rhoads said, “that my feelings aren’t hurt—but thanks to that mental image—I still feel bad.”

“Now that hurts my feelings,” MacPherson said. “And you realize—Benji—it’s only the women’s volleyballers who wear the bikinis, right?”

“Oh, really?” Ben said.

“Geez,” Jake said, “No bikini. You must have really had to watch out for sunburns, huh?”

“Yes, you always have to watch the sun exposure; but just so we’re clear, I did wear somethingjust not a bikini, alright?”

Jaked grinned at his friends. “Alright Mister MacPherson … whatever you say.”

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